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Email of the Day 3/10/2010

New Drug Name
> >> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
> >>
> >> Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it’s generic name is
> >> Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
> >>
> >>  Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
> >> [...]

Email of the Day 3/09/2010

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None…. It should be opened when she brings it.
> ———————————————————–
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably
> never be able to support you.
> ———————————————————–
Why do women [...]

Email of the Day 2/19/2010

Oh.My.God.
I, xxxxxxxxxxx, am an idiot!!!!!
I pulled out this burts bees wax from my purse..and I put it on my lips.. and I was like hmm this smells different than the normal kind..and feels thicker.. ohh I looked at it and it was CUTICLE CREME!!! ewwwwwwww. I just vommed a little in my [...]

Email of the Day 2/18/2010

This is an email thread I was involved in at work…
From: Rob W
Sent: Thursday, February 18, 2010 11:45 AM
To: tools
Subject: test..
Can a few folks run…

Why a Second Opinion is Needed

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor…

Email of the Day

An email sent to EA Sports and copied to 2KSports
Dear EA Sports,
For purposes of avoiding a completely negative tone, I would like to preface this letter with some praise for EA’s products. I have been a loyal Madden ever since I can remember and feel FIFA, Tiger Woods, NASCAR, Fight Night, MVP [...]

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