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March 9th, 2010 
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None…. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably
> never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows Them to stand
> closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me….’
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
> You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive
by 90%.
> It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
> Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut,
> and still think they are sexy.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and To the select few women who can handle it!
Someone you know – old bosses, current boss, co-workers, friends you secretly don’t like – cheated on their taxes? The IRS needs you to help turn in those people, and even compensating you to do so.
